Things to do when you're bored.
Twice a month, write a letter to Steven Hawking asking him if he could please explain, in the simplest terms, G-string Theory.
On Fridays, ask your co-workers ---How was your weekend?
In a fancy car dealership, walk up to the hottest chick that works there.Then say----What do you charge for a Hummer?
Whenever a delivery guy knocks on your door, bark like a dog as loud as you can. Then scream-----SHUT THE FUCK UP. Finally, answer the door wearing a blood stained pair of sweatpants and a tool belt.
Walk into a toy store and ask loudly----Where are the Erection Sets? I need an ERECTION set. Get extremely impertinent and righteous at the ensuing confusion or embarrassment.
At work, scream suddenly at your nearest co-worker ----WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE MOUSE CLICKING? ALL YOU DO IS CLICK,CLICK,CLICK OVER AND OVER. IT"S DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE!!!